I am the best memory that was ever forgotten,
The most truthful lie that was ever created,
The sweetest nightmare you ever dreamed.

I am the longest second that was ever counted,
The coldest morning that summer has ever seen,
The first to ever finish last.

I am the reason that you lose your keys,
The draft that touches your spine and makes you cold,
The one that makes your neck stiff the morning before your test.

And all because I loved you.

So long and goodnight.